/ˌɒbsəˈlit, ˈɒbsəˌlit/ [ob-suh-leet, ob-suh-leet] verb, -let⋅ed, -let⋅ing.
1. what happened oh you forgot the milk again your head keeps getting smaller.
2. jumping between everwidening chasms.
3. that book you can’t read you can’t type you can’t know.
5. Biology. keep blinking keep eating keep sleeping not enough.
–verb (used with object)
6. where is that paycheck? buried under scraps of now-hallowed machinery.